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Just opened a fortune cookie and there was nothing inside

@Laser @Timmy no the story about the birth of my son ignorance, that was a belabored pun

@triz @Timmy do not question how my users choose to identify. Even if it's a belabored pun

food shitpost 

Don't tell but I'm stepping out on their asses


I promise I'm not going to make a habit of moving around. I just wanted a different @.

This account will be my main and @Timmy is my backup account

do people in the states and other anglo countries drink only hot mate???

@Timmy oh sick it's my personal nightmare!! oh cool it's my fucking hell!!!

my favorite french writer, Wimin B. Chopin

When I read this title I started looking for the boost button:

Let Me Choose My Own Pokémon Uniform You Cowards

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A Pokemon themed instance